12:30 p.m. I dash to JFK. I am on one of my MFM swinging adventures tonight, flying to one of our finest flyover states. I have Adult Friend Finder to thank.
12:31 p.m. My swinging M.O. is simple: Exchange recent pics of him and her. Talk on the phone. Set a date. Fly. Fuck like mad. Return to NYC. When it works, it is a very efficient way to get hot, no-strings-attached sex.
12:32 p.m. The hubby keeps annoying me with texts. Decide to humor him. After all, he is letting me have sex with his wife.
8:20 p.m. We meet at T.G.I. Friday’s. Wifey looks like her pics, which is good. Hubby seems a little nervous. I act like I’ve known them forever—give him a hearty handshake, kiss her on the cheeks. We order drinks and talk.
9 p.m. Back at the hotel. We are both undressing wifey. She has massive breasts, which I love. I play with them. Hubby is naked, playing and taking pics.
9:30 p.m. Wifey deep-throats me … awesome. Hubby alternates between taking pics and encouraging her.
10 p.m. We have sex in a variety of positions. While it feels good, there is no way I am losing control. That is a big swinging no-no, unless the couple wants that.
11 p.m. Halfhearted sex for the second round, but I am tired. I dutifully take the camera for a bit.
11:30 p.m. Saying our good-byes. I tell them to keep in touch and send me the pics so I can store/post them on my AFF profile.
6 a.m. On first plane back to NYC. I’d give the night before a B+.
3 p.m. Still horny as hell. No prospects. I jack off at home.
3:15 p.m. Surfing options. I am really into interracial sex. I have significant relational issues with African-American women. My shrink tells me that I am excluding an entire dating pool, but I can’t shake off some of my residual high-school/college issues.
11:30 p.m. Hitting my favorite bar in the East Village. I am not very good at the asinine bullshit/social Kabuki required to convince some girl to come back to my apartment.
Midnight Drinking solo. I have told my shrink that I think I am a misogynist. She tells me I should listen to women more.
Noon The Lord’s Day. Jack off.
11 p.m. At home and horny again. I fire up iloveinterracial.com—it combines two aspects of porn I thoroughly enjoy: black-on-white sex and amateur swinging.
6:30 a.m. My morning wood is like clockwork. I think about my ex-girlfriend. I know, it’s an NYC cliché—the jaded New Yorker with the magical “ex” they cannot get over.
Noon Lunch on the desk. One of the admins is a sistah … with cantaloupe breasts and a slim waist; too bad she’s a cliché as a single mom. I can imagine those breasts being very fun.
7 p.m. See this banging Latina with sweater straining over fake breasts. I remind myself that I need to date a stripper before I die.
11 p.m. Horny before bed. Check out AFF. No prospects of interest.
7:30 p.m. Drinks with S., one of several older women I dated two years ago, after actively focusing on the MILF demographic.
8:30 p.m. S is telling me about her nonexistent love life. I decide to push my luck. I ask her for decorating advice, as I am trying to spiff up the bachelor pad.
9 p.m. She takes the bait. We head home.
9:15 p.m. I lose all pretense and jump her. Clothes off, I go down on her. She reciprocates.
9:30 p.m. I slap on a condom and start missionary style. She is more verbal than I remember.
11 p.m. I have three orgasms. This was great, mainly because I went into drinks not expecting anything. Grade: A-.
8 a.m. Thinking about last night. I like dating older women because they are more open in bed and less possessive. And the power imbalance: I am the younger one with the career, the six-foot-tall-and-200-pound athletic frame, the smarts, the dick, and the Platinum AmEx.
4:01 p.m. Hitting the gym tonight and prepping for a big swinging party tomorrow night.
10:30 p.m. I fire up the Dark Cavern (interracial amateur and meeting site) and Mrpeepers (amateur porn). They do the trick.
11 p.m. Tired, I crash. As I fall asleep, I think to myself: I need a new fling and some regular sex.
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