Working day One
12:30 p.m. I left Queens to observe my skydiving-teacher boyfriend to Mexico, where by I’m functioning in revenue. The honeymoon is so in excess of. I poorly need to have to shift again.
Working day TWO
1 p.m. Locate boyfriend flirting on the internet with warm close friend. I convey to him he’s an asshole.
8:15 a.m. I join My Potential Ex-Boyfriend in the shower. I really feel lousy about breaking up, but enjoy how he will get up on his toes prior to he has an orgasm.
4 a.m. Boyfriend comes home smelling like low-priced stripper perfume but swears he did not get a lap dance. Tempted to smell balls to make positive nobody has been there.
Working day Five
8:30 a.m. Now I odor like the low-priced stripper, as well.
9:30 p.m. I trick him into admitting he did, in point, get a lap dance, and go to bed sad about the distance involving us. Will need to make adore with MFEB. It’s the next time I have ever cried all through sexual intercourse, and the initial I have also experienced these a robust orgasm arrive with it. The universe is truly fucked up.
Day Six3:40 a.m. Experienced the most pleasurable night ever with MFEB and satisfied we can delight in the following several months right before I go back home.
Working day Seven
8:25 a.m. I assume we’ll part on a fantastic note—there’s a large amount of appreciate. Speedy oral sex to get started his day suitable.
9 p.m. MFEB calls me a greedy bitch
12:30 a.m. Even now crying.
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